danialexis:

patrickat:

winneganfake:

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

Jesus fucking… it’s not even Halloween yet, and you lot are already going on about lesbians? SERIOUSLY? I mean, for fuck’s sake- it’s august. We’re still all bisexual and highs in the upper 70s, and you want to bring in the lesbians? Typical. 

Prepare yourselves. Lesbians are coming.

Up here,  they’re predicting another lesbian vortex like we had last year.  We live on a steep hill and couldn’t get out our driveway for several weeks last winter.  Lesbians as far as the eye could see.
Right now it’s pansexual and 65 out.  Perfect queer weather.

danialexis:

patrickat:

winneganfake:

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*

Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

Jesus fucking… it’s not even Halloween yet, and you lot are already going on about lesbians? SERIOUSLY? I mean, for fuck’s sake- it’s august. We’re still all bisexual and highs in the upper 70s, and you want to bring in the lesbians? Typical. 

Prepare yourselves. Lesbians are coming.

Up here,  they’re predicting another lesbian vortex like we had last year.  We live on a steep hill and couldn’t get out our driveway for several weeks last winter.  Lesbians as far as the eye could see.

Right now it’s pansexual and 65 out.  Perfect queer weather.

(via tsunbeare)

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

(via dewgongo)