"Sometimes you climb out of bed in the morning and you think, I’m not going to make it, but you laugh inside — remembering all the times you’ve felt that way."

Charles Bukowski  (via vacants)

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gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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filthyghoul:

strawberry063:

this is my favourite post on tumblr

I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm

what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing

dumbfricker:

filthyghoul:

strawberry063:

this is my favourite post on tumblr

I get an inch taller every time I see this mmmmmmmmmm

what?? u talkin about ya dick? does my picture make ya dick bigger? if so i completely understand reptilians are quite arousing

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jukadiie:

FLAWLESS.

jukadiie:

FLAWLESS.

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orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

orbitalencounters:

Total lunar eclipse for the Americas on April 14th 15th 2014

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badcocaine:

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patronsaintoffirebenders:

thesouffleegirl:

groundchele:

Gangnam Style (Glee Cast Version) [HALF SPEED]

it sounds like demons at a strip bar and you walk in because demons took you capture and they need to take u too their boss but the boss is at a strip bar and you walk in and everythings in slow mo and theres hot demons pole dancing and you look around and theres gross demons shouting and throwing money and off to the side with a cigar is a big demon guy with a suit whispering something to a waitress and you look at them and they glare at you and then at your handcuffs

#i thought that description was an exaggeration #but no#that’s the perfect description for this

wtf it literally is exactly a perfect onpoint description you dont understand please press play this is now my jam in hell

That is what it is. No question about. That description is just spot on. 

Shit I didn’t actually think the description would fit so well I am crying

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sexioto:

that boy you just called gay? well he is gay. he’s your boyfriend. both of you are gay. how do you keep forgetting this, jeffery

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alamatomb:

Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once

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